Friday, October 28, 2005

New Zealand

We arrived in Auckland ....

















... joined soon after by mum ....













... had a lot of laughs (though goodness knows what's going on in this photo on the road to Mount Cook) ....
















.... saw some great sites ....
(whale watching in Kaikoura)














.... almost missed a few ....
(speedacholic mum on a luge in Rotorua)
















.... had loads of opportunities to be amateur arty ....































... but the country is incredibly photogenic anyway ... (camping by Lake Wanaka)












Queen Charlotte Sound - top of the South Island - (a sound is an inlet formed by water erosion, a fjiord is an inlet formed by a glacier .... did you want to know).















Lake Tekapo












.... reflective moments (caught by the resident intrusive paparazzi wannabe hiding in the flowers in a layby / campsite on Lake Wakatipu close to Queenstown).










The weather wasn't always perfect ....
(Milford Sound boat trip. NB this isn't a black and white photo!)











.... we travelled in our cool camper van ....
(here on Route 77 out of Christchurch).












.... stopping when the mood took us ....
(Lake Tekapo again)












..... making friends with the locals .....
(on the scenic route between Havelock and Picton - North of the South Island).















... eating when and where we fancied ....
(camping out by the river close to Te Anau (South of the South Island).











Queen Charlotte Sound dinner and campsite.













... setting up camp each night wherever looked nice ..... (note leaky tent for Sam and myself under the tree on a night we thought rain was coming).










... finding a nice spot for business in the morning ....

















.... and then driving away as we move on to the next place!

















We arrived to Auckland (a third of the way down the North Island) where China Town extends to the whole town. It's known as the "City of Sails" with a large bay into the South Pacific on the East and the Tasman sea nearby to the West. According to the NZ tourist board Auckland is high up the list as "most desirable place to live in the world".

You can wake up to a beautiful sea view, walk down a steep road to Queens Street (the main street), eat the nicest fruit muffins in the world for breakfast. As an optional extra you could jump off a 328 metre tower (the tallest tower in the Southern Hemisphere) before lunch – where there are some fantastic food halls for Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese and Indian.

I certainly wouldn’t argue with the NZ tourist board.

In the UK the roads are big but thick with congestion, there are lots of small cars but we can drive on country roads without great heed to being under 60mph. In NZ these things are reversed. Route One – the main arterial road – passes through Hicksville after every few kilometres where the speed limit drops to jogging pace. (Hicksville in NZ may be called Puinui, Papatoetoe or Hopuhopu (whatever influence the Maori people may or may not have - they've certainly influenced the names of towns and areas)). The roads are very quiet, but they look on speeding as being as offensive as marrying your sister. The car choices are between an Australian V8 or an imported Japanese turbo and all roads on the South Island are perfect drivers roads. Unfortunately speed cameras are ever threatening – and they’re secreted in crafty places such as disguised as mail boxes or wheelie bins. To make matters worse there are umpteen billboards saying “speed to your death” or “the faster you go, the bigger the mess”. Pictures show corpses with an ID hanging off a toe, the caption says “your speeding ticket” etc.

So drivers can accelerate to 100kph in 5 seconds (which they mostly seem to do at traffic lights in the town centres), but then they maintain that speed for the next five hours and never dare to even overtake slow old camper vans if it means going over the limit to do so.

We booked our slow old camper can on the second day - not solely on the strength of the artistic works on the vans (probably not solely) and, having picked mum up at the airport (from her holidaying thus far in Singapore and Aus) we set off the very next day to the airport again, and caught a flight to Christchurch (a third of the way down the South Island on the East coast). This was where we picked up the van and from where we’d be doing a lot of driving, stopping, putting up tents, sleeping, eating fruit (mum was with us), and taking photos - before dropping the van off again 17 days later and back in Auckland.

Our initial itinerary was to drive southwest ... which we duly did until, after two days, we reached the southwest (Te Anau was our furthest south - about 125km from the bottom). On the way we viewed Mount Cook (the highest mountain at 3764 metres) at the end of a rather long cul-de-sac (on which we almost ran out of petrol (after that experience we filled up every day)), we enjoyed a hot and blue-skied day before being dripped on (in our non-waterproof tent) during the night. (The night arrangements saw mum in the camper van and Sam and myself in the leaky tent).

Everything in NZ was bright and clear and the colours somehow more colourful, the lakes along the way (thus far Lakes Tekapo and Pukaki) were picture perfect and the mountains snow capped against the beautiful blue sky. New Zealand is definitely sponsored by Kodak.

Te Anau was our first night not in a camp site - we found a river, stopped, cooked, put up the tent ..... it was lovely. Also in Te Anau we visited a large cave across the lake where, from the small cave boat and in pitch darkness, the glow worms shone away. (They shine when they're hungry, trying to attract flies to the light where they can be eaten so that the glow worms can later turn into flies, lay glow worm eggs, and then be eaten (a fairly immediate food chain that must make the “what are we all doing here” question just that much harder to answer)).

The next day we drove up another (all day) cul-de-sac to Milford Sound. The hills grew steeper and more immediate, the weather closed in and it became prematurely dark with torrential rain. All available camping spots had ceased a long time ago except for one camp 8km down a forested single tracked gravel road. This was the rustic 1930’s camp at Hollyford that became one of the highlights for me - we stayed in a battered old shack with a wood stove for heat and cooking. Outside the wind and rain howled, inside I could stoke the fire, do the cooking and sip a beer - it was great (for one night only).

Milford Sound was named by a Welshman after Milford Haven. Milford Sound is in the Fjiordland National Park by the Tasman Sea. The Sound has umpteen waterfalls (plenty particularly after last nights rainfall) falling from vast steep sided slopes. Milford Haven - in South Wales - used to be a large fishing port (renowned for its Hake) before, in the 1950s, oil refineries were built just off-shore. Maybe they used to look similar … or maybe the Welshman’s ancestors are now on the local town council trying to twin Milford Haven to Rome).

We took the Milford Sound boat trip, standing on deck with our raincoats on, while several coach loads of elderly Japanese tourists tucked into the expensive buffet below and missed all the scenery (and missed getting cold and wet).

The next day was 180 miles back down the cul-de-sac to Queenstown where we almost found Paradise (west from Queenstown along the banks of Lake Wakatipu). We started driving up the West coast, stopping for the night at the very lovely Lake Wanaka, before heading for Mount Aspiring National Park (past the twin peaks of Dreadful and Awful) and to the Fox and Franz Josef glaciers. At Hokitiki we turned for the east coast via Arthurs Pass - a road made more dramatic for the sudden appearance of large storm clouds (just about head height).

Arriving in Kaikoura, back on the east coast above Christchurch, we spotted a whale, Dusky dolphins and some seals. We were fascinated to hear that Killer Whales are dolphins - called Killer Whales because they can, in a group, kill whales. When they do, it's only so that they can munch on the tongue. Fascinating. Our camp for the night was right on the waters front looking out to the Southern Pacific and with seals relaxing just twenty feet away.

Our last stop on the South Island was on the north coast on the scenic route between Havelock and Picton. Scenic meant steep (many gear changes) and with hairpins - but our stop was again at an idyllic spot.

The boat to the North Island left from Picton and we were on it the next day for Wellington. In the South Island we stayed in camp sites (e.g. with showers, toilets and a kitchen) for five nights and found fantastic alternative places for the other five nights (more if I’d had my way as who needs toilets and showers anyway).

The North and South Islands overlap, so that our ferry was sailing East to Wellington, where we found a camp site and, the next morning, had a swift look around.

Wellington appears to be in the best location in NZ. In the more built up North Island, so that there are sufficient services and amenities – but only a stones throw (or expensive booked-last- minute ferry trip) away from the open roads of South Island. Unfortunately then we only spent the morning looking around (partially because we couldn’t park in any car parks due to the height of the van).

The impression it leaves is of a very manageable sized city with good shops and a nice atmosphere, tightly packed onto hills around a natural harbour - but with a horrendous wind coming from all directions.

On the trail of ‘Lord of the Rings’ scenery we set off to Mount Doom – one of three volcanoes in Tongariri National Park towards central North Island. The volcanoes are all active, the area is spectacular and the walk (called ‘the Crossing’) is one of the finest one day walks in the world (someone told us).

Unfortunately all we saw were clouds and rain - not quite the views apparently on offer from this photo .....





On the way to Rotorua we stopped first for the night in Taupo for some good old tourist site-seeing. We were now in the thermal area of NZ where the ground steams and pools of water had an equal chance of being hot. In Taupo we saw a vaguely disappointing ‘Craters of the Moon’, and a touristy but pretty waterfall and rapids. In Rotorua we saw the mandatory Maori show, a kiwi (captive) and some geysers. Also we bathed in the ‘Polynesian Spa Baths’ with lovely views across the lakeside and whizzed down various tracks on a 'luge' (small plastic cart with steering and brakes). All the tourist essentials ticked!

Alas the end of our road trip approached, we stayed a night in Hamilton for no great reason and then back to Auckland for our respective flights out.

Conclusions then are that a camper van is a definite recommendation for holidaying in NZ, and for just a little more time than 17 days. With more time it would mean less driving per day and just a little more doing things (not that doing things is cheap here). Nonetheless this was a great road trip – and great too that mum could join us (and then even better again that mum and Sam got along so well). All very good!

Monday, October 24, 2005

I hate bag thieves


Dramatic reproduction of the bag snatch!! (I should have explained to Sam what I was doing).












A funicular railway in Valparaiso. One of 15 in the town, all about a hundred years old or more.


















Sunset from our balcony in Valparaiso.














The joys of a cheapy camera. This is the dramatic pass over the Andes between Argentina and Chile (leaving Mendoza).
















Cacheuta - spa baths - a day trip away from Mendoza.












My photos were much nicer than these tourist brochure rubbish (he said bitterly).




In Valdivia, by the fish market. There are lots of sea lions and comorants sitting on the side, jumping over the dividing fence into the fish market, scrapping with each other.
This picture is of some baby sea lion - it could be anywhere - it`s rubbish - mine were much better (and had a video shot of an enormous sea lion `jumping` off the fence. Grumble).





In Castro - the capital of Chiloe. This comes close ish to my fantastic picture of the same scene. Colourfully painted corrogated iron houses (actually a bit of a slum area).










The first day of the boat trip from Puerto Natales to Puerto Montt. It was incredibly photogenic and we all took lots of photos (damnit). These were of a narrow passage the ship had to pass through. Calm waters, reflections and dramatic mountains. These pictures (and all below) courtesy of Thomas and Lisa (see below) whom I`m very grateful to as they`re happy to put their photos onto a CD later for us.



On the boat playing cards and drinking. Thomas and Lisa (hat and red top).













At sun rise there were lots of pictures which came out very bluey with a gentle mist. This is Puerto Eden at dawn (a brief stopping place for the boat). We all got up fairly early for sun rise pictures because we all went to bed fairly early.









The Torres in the Torres Del Paine national park.
















Nice reflections - Torres Del Paine. I`d like to say my own photos came out better - but this is such a post card shot (and also we didn`t actually get to this place either). Apparently it`s a rare occasion that this lake is so calm to get these reflections (it`s a very windy place).








A Guanicoe in the park. I too had a lovely shot of a Guanicoe ... zoomed up so that it was the Guanicoe and the view she was looking upon. Amazing it was, it`d have inspired everyone who saw it to write poetry. Such art is a fical flitting thing never meant for the likes of a blog. I think this is why I subconciously had my camera stolen.













From Mendoza we set off on a three day trip out to two National Parks in the north of the province. This involved an overnight stop in San Juan, then a trip to La Rioja for Talampaya n.p. and the Valle de la Luna n.p.


After our overnight stop at San Juan, and while in the bus station waiting for our La Rioja bus, there was an elderly lady asking for money (one of six zillion). Needless to say we mumbled sorry and moved off ... but she came back muttering dark words to us. We think now this was a witches curse. In La Rioja the heat was oppressive, all the hotels were full. When we found one it was hugely expensive and totally rubbish. The tours to the national parks were hugely expensive (so much so that we didn`t go). Then on the return to Mendoza (and, we hope, the final of the old hags curse) my bag was nabbed with all my overnight things in. Damn that evil sorcery - it was clearly her fault and if I were to see her asking for money again I`d surely mumble sorry and move off.

Despite many previous warnings (months ago in the more dodgy places like La Paz or Lima) about people spilling food etc on you then nicking stuff while you`re distracted - these people sprayed our backs with bird lime lookalike - and while we were distracted, nabbed our bag. If we`d only immediately realised then we`d have laughed in all three of their faces and they`d have to have reached for the knife. As it was we were tired and then my bag was gone.

About a week and a bit later I was mostly able to fall asleep again peacefully and without my mind in outraged turmoil from the stupidity and dastardliness of it all. I`ve since bought a new bag, new penknife, new glasses and new camera (to arrive (I hope) in Aus). Also lost my MP3 player, three weeks worth of photos (since the last backup), the large memory card in the camera .. and a load of other stuff. Let`s hope the insurance people are nice people (I actually told the truth on the insurance form - damn my middle class upbringing).

I bought the penknife from a strange second hand guns, knuckle dusters and large knife shop (the sort of place my previous pen knife will no doubt be taken to and sold from). When I tried to explain I`d lost my pen knife the man behind the counter, looking puzzled, asked "automatic or semi-automatic". From that point I felt like a wimp just asking for a Swiss army knife - so compensated by buying one with 29 unnecessary blades.

Having lost the bag in Mendoza I immediately got a haircut - not sure of the significance - and we left for Chile. We arrived in Valparaiso - a so called Venice of South America waiting to be discovered. It`s quite run down but has a certain grandeur (and they both start with a V). Where Venice has canals, Valparaiso has funicular railways, not to forget the, by now standard, colourful corrugated iron houses.

We stayed in Valparaiso for a while, the room was comfortable and had a balcony. We took a day trip to Vina Del Mar - one of Chile`s most fashionable beach resorts - which was nice. After a few days we came back to Santiago where we are now. We fly out to NZ tomorrow. Santiago is OK (as capital cities go) but it is noisy - very very noisy. Also our diet of cheese sandwiches is starting to get a bit dull. Apparently Chileans don`t need their food to be too varied or stimulating!!

So to wrap it up, South America has been nice - except for those thieving scum bags who have no doubt sold all my stuff by now for peanuts.